More of Madrid

I'm going to Madrid more often lately. Been staying with my brother and mum and catching up with family and old friends.

My mother's getting a bit better with the help of Javier, who's now staying in spain for a while until she improves a bit more... He hasnt changed much though, looking as hippie as ever.

Here (right) is a pic of Javier and I in the kitchen at the flat in Madrid taken recently.. we are both looking a bit similiar to another photo Sara took ages ago back in tassie.. here (left) I just found it on Facebook.


And here is a pic of all of us having Xmas dinner, with me strategically placed next to the smoked salmon and Javi having done a good job with that tortilla.

Its been a while

Since its been a long time since my last post here is a joke I read today:

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."